Auditions
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
Fri Mar 13, 2026 - Sun Mar 29, 2026
Get ready for a rollicking ride through the heart of Texas! This beloved musical brings to life the legendary Chicken Ranch, a charming and cheeky establishment that has captured the hearts of its town—and now, the spotlight. Filled with unforgettable songs, laugh-out-loud comedy, and a cast of larger-than-life characters, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is a story of love, resilience, and the fight to preserve what we hold dear. Whether you’re drawn by the music, the humor, or the heartwarming moments, this show promises a night of pure entertainment you won’t forget!
Audition Info
Book by Larry L. King and Peter Masterson
Music and Lyrics by Carol Hall
Based on a story by Larry L. King
Directed by: Marla Ladd
Music Directed by: Jayden Weichtmann
Choreographed by: Claire Grace
Stage Managed by: Linda Shea
Audition Dates:
Sunday, December 14, 6:00p - 9:00p
Monday, December 15, 6:00p - 9:00p
Callbacks by invitation: Tuesday, December 16
All Roles
Miss Mona Stangley
(Alto, 35-45) Attractive, no-nonsense madam with a heart of gold. Sings beautifully and has a strong maternal presence.
Jewel
(Mezzo-Soprano, 35-60) The wise, sassy maid and cook at the Chicken Ranch. A fantastic torch singer who moves well.
Doatsey Mae
(Alto, 30-40) A waitress at the local diner who yearns for a different life.
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
(Baritone, 40-55) Charming, down-to-earth sheriff with a
gruff exterior. Longtime secret beau of Miss Mona
Angel
(Mezzo-Soprano, 22-30) One of the girls at the ranch. Street-smart,
tough, and dreams of a better life. Must be a strong dancer.
Governor
(Baritone, 40-55) A Texas politician who tries to sidestep a sticky
situation.
Melvin P. Thorpe
(Baritone, 40-55) A fanatical, self-righteous television
personality and revivalist preacher
Shy
(Mezzo-Soprano, 18-25) A new arrival at the Chicken Ranch. Innocent,
naive, and headstrong. Must be a strong dancer.
Ensemble
The Girls at the Chicken Ranch, Aggies, Angelettes: The cheerleading team,
The Doggettes and Melvin P. Thorpe Singers,
Townspeople, reporters, and more
AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD BY APPOINTMENT
Granite Theatre 1 Granite St Westerly, RI 02891
Please request a date and hour long time slot. You will receive a confirmation email within a week of the audition date.
Please bring a headshot/recent picture and resume, if you have them available (a simple small, recent picture printed on regular paper with your resume is perfect)
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Prepare approximately 30 seconds of any song you're comfortable singing acapella. Be prepared to move and/or read sides at the audition as well.
We are seeking a large, multi-racial, multi-ethnic, multi-generational (must be over 18) dynamic ensemble of singers and dancers, in addition to several principal roles.